Lookie here for a truly orgasmic - hits you in the face and throws you to the floor - experience.

THE PDF IS COMING. ALL THE FRIVOLITY AMOUNTS TO AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT. READ IT ON MONDAY 20 NOVEMBER. CRUNCH TIME. THE BLOG. THE DANCE. THE PUBLICITY. THE MOVIES. THE PITCHER AND PIANO PERFORMANCES. THE REHEARSAL TAPES. THE TEXTS. THE FUN. THE GAMES. THE DINNER PARTIES. THE AUDITIONS. THE FUN. THE SUN. THE GAMES. THE PASSION. THE CHEER. THE FEAR. THE DESTRUCTION. THE LOVE.

Watch here for the unveiling of the performers. Never strictly stuck to the illusion of having their names in lights. these performers come in all sorts of disguises. Coming to a pitcher and piano near you.

The Dion and The Loaf



"Dion knocks a couple out of the ballpark. Jim Steinman's It's All Coming Back To Me Now features seven minutes of Wagnerian bombast, thunderclap piano chords and emoting that would wither an opera diva. Sure, it's over-the-top but it's passionate and musical."

"Steinman's It's All Coming Back To Me Now, sounds like a Meat Loaf reject..."

"I'm an actor. I don't sing songs. Most singers hear the words, but they don't pull them apart. Jim Steinman's lyrics are like Arthur Miller. Jim Steinman's got all these levels, level after level after level. As an actor who is going to do this scene, you have to understand those levels. I like Bonnie Tyler a lot, but did she really understand "Total Eclipse Of The Heart?" I don't think so. When Celine did my song "It's All Coming Back To Me Now," she did a great vocal, but she didn't own it. Robert De Niro could sing a song like "Left In The Dark." It may not have all the right notes, but an actor is going to understand the scene.

You don't follow it. You just do the best you can. People always go, "How you gonna top that, huh?" I'm just gonna do what I can do. You can't live your life trying to beat Bat Out of Hell. You can't live your life trying to duplicate it. I don't live my life because of it. Bat Out of Hell and three bucks will get me a grande cappuccino at Starbucks. That's how I look at my life. It still takes me three bucks to get the coffee. And I still gotta go get it." Meatloaf

The forces combine to make... the ultimate finale. It all makes some sort of warped but super important sense now.

POST AWAY PPL

We have abandoned previous perameters of performance. We have the blessings of Kelly Clarkson, Will Young, Missy Higgins and Brian Epstein. John Lennon is next on the list but the priorities are for the living. We offer to you to post. We want to know what you think about love. All its personifications and manifestations. There is the love and there is the heart. But then there’s the loveheart. What’s all that about? Tell me tell me tell me. Tell everyone. Put it on here. Get down. Get IT down. Whatever IT is.

“You have a voice that could pierce the heart” Luciano Pavarotti

"I'm going to be cremated and a helicopter will drop my ashes over the Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, New York City. "I can't tell you which company agreed to do it though, as it's illegal." Meat Loaf